Zashers

Climb the Existential Ladder and Reach Enlightenment

Boss got you down? Break out of the interstellar loop!

Stave off boredom on the open road!

Wait for wondrous wisdom, it's worth it.

Avoid the deathly triangles, though don't move too much!

Dodge balls of brimstone as you offer Fallen Hearts to the Altruistic Altar!

A dash-and-dodge game avoiding mirrors!